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Monthly Archive:: August 2011

Heart attackna enna theriyuma?

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increas aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni…… “Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku

Husband & Wife Tamil Jokes

Wife: Naan ungakitta onnu solven… Neenga adikakoodathu… Husband: Sollu… Adikka maten. Wife: Naan garpama iruken… Husband: Ithukkaga naan yen adikaporen… Nalla visayamthana… Wife: Naan college padikkumbothu en appakitta sonnen. Avar Ennai Adicharu athan… Husband: ????!!

Tamil Joke Sms

Soap DappaalaYedhukkuChinna ChinnaHolesIrukkunuTheriyumaa.??? TheriyalanaTherinjukkonga… Periya HoleIrundhaa, SoapKeezha Vizhundhudum!!! –))

Tamil Marriage Jokes

Father :Unaku mapilla epadi ma irukanum? Daughter :MONITER madiri mattama iruka kudathu, NEPOLEAN madri veerama irukanum !XXX RUM madiri karupa iruka koodathu, WINE madiri segappa irukanum!OLD MONK madiri Kilavana irukakudathu, JOHNY WALKER madiri younga irukanum ! SARAYAM madiri erunchu vilama SCOTCH madiri softa iruanum !11 PM madiri late’a varama 8 PM madiri seekirama varanum! Mukkiyamana

SardarSms -Torch light

Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku po.Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.

O’ Podu Sms

Father: Ennada! Test la ‘O’ mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya? Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss “O” pottanga…