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There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

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Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher

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Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist……………

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Kalaiyum neeye…
Malaiyum Neeye…
Mathiyanamum Neeye..
Iravum Neeye….
Vidinchu Nayae..
Yendiri Payae…

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Yarayum Athikamaga
Nesithu Vidadhey!..
Avargal Nammidam
Pesadha Oru Nimidam Kuda..,
Naragamaga Marividum.
I miss u everysecond.

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Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that’s not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

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Two Wheeler Thought
‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam
But
‘Yamaha’la yaman poga mudiuma?

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Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

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