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Tamil Mokkai SMS

Teacher : Mudhal masam January !
rendavathu masam February!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivery teacher.

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga…
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

Train evalavu speeda poonalum, kadasi petti kadasiya than varum !

Call evalavu vegama odinalum, prize kaikuthan kodupangal !!!
Post master post poduvaru, head master mandaiyava poduvara ??

Ennathan india paampa(sneak) irunthalum antha paampu “push” “push” nu than sollum,,,,

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu.
Mother: vaada…. Saniyane, Fridge’la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..

Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch
adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than ulagam

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is …………………….’100′….. Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

The words which never complete without “u” D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

Anbu endra solluku 1000 arthangal undu..aanal..
DUBAKOOR endra solluku neenga mattumae..

Hello, sinam konda singathoda msg’a inboxla vidalina adhu cella sedhachudum.., paravaillaya…Ivalavu veerapa pesuravan call pannalinu pakkaringala…Tower strong but balance weak..
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Ice cream saapida kooda bayama irukkuyen?En idhayathil irukum unaku kulirumae yendru dhan..!By ice cream vaanga kaasu illamaal ice vaikum sangam
Teacher: Oru kozhi kootu kulla 5 kozhi muttai yum 1 vaathu muttai yum irukku, idhula irundhu enna theriyathu ?
Student: kozhiyoda nadathai sari illanu theriyuthu..!
Boomi sutrugirathu; fan sutrugirathu; sakaram sutrugirathu; appothellam ketkaadhavargal oruvan oor sutrinal mattum yen ketkirargal !!By aduthavana parthu poramai padum sangam.
Stu: sir, enna idhu..
Sir: Question paper.
Stu: sir, idhu enna
Sir: Answer paper
Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku answer paperla answer illa..!
Theriyatha kaatrum..puriyatha kavithayum..Sollatha kaadhalum..kalaiyatha kanavum..kulikatha neeum…Endrume azhagu thaan..

Milk packetla milk irukkum Water packetla water irukkum oil packetla oil irukkum But shirt packetla SHIRT irukkumaa ?

Mazhai peiyyum podhum unnai ninaikiren..Veyyil adikkum podhum unnai ninaikiren..Plz last time en veetuku vandah podhu eduthutu pona ‘KUDAI’ya koduthudu.

Mandhiri: manna ! porukku tthyaraga solli pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.
Pulikesi: ‘SMS sending failed’ endru thirupi anupividu.

Patient: Doctor enakku tharkolai pannikittu saagalan pola irukku..
Doctor: Romba thappu, appuram naanga edhukku irukkom !!

Pazhamozhi: Ovvoru aanin vetrikku pinnalum oru pen undu !!!!!!!!! Adhu ink pennagavo,gel pennagavo,Ball point pennagavo irukkalaam..Idhu pudhumozhi..

Mokkai: Which is d only dancing animal ? think think yosinga theriyalaya AADU

Nethu oru kalyanathukku ponen. Jodinna appadi oru jodiye naan lifela paarthathe illa. Appadi oru azhagu ! Apparam enna..Kaalula mattikittu vanthutten..!!!

PUNCH:kannaa naai biscuita naaiku pottaa adhu unna vittutu biscuita saapidum..
Aana tiger biscuita tigerukku potta adhu biscuitta vittutu unna saapidum.

Father: yenda kudicha ?
son: Romba kavalaya irunthanthu athaan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu thaan..!!

Ramu: namma maths masterukku arivae illada.
Somu: Yen ?
Ramu: avaroda 4 vayathu ponnuku ANJUnu per vechirukkar..!!!

Un kanngal oru thinngalun kaadhu oru sevvaiun kannam oru budhanun mooku oru vyalanun udhadu oru velli mothathil nee oru SANI.

Arasan: enna arumaiyaana paatu.. yen ithai remix seiyyavillai
Thondan: summa irunga manna, ithu namma desiya geetham…!

Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum enna difference ?
Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.
Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.

HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu…?
STUD: Sir, nethu school vittathum avar thaan,” NAALAI, KAALAI VAARUNGAL” nu sonnar.

Udambai nalla parthuko Velai velaikku saapidu..Sariya thoongu nee romba varusam vaazhanum. Nethu BBC la sonnanga GORILLA ellam alinchittu varuthaam..

Penn veetaar: mapla enna panrar ?
Broker: Avar ninna rail odum, rail ninna avar oduvar ? Ayyo… avlo busya..?
Broker: mm ! Stationla sundal vikkirar..

Indha ulagathulayae adhigama DEGREE vaanginadhu yaarunu theriyumaa? Vera yaaru..Namma SURIYAN thaan..Nethu mattum 103 degree..

Income tax officer: Unga officela yaar, yaar lanjam vaanguraanga ?
Staff: Sonnaa evlo tharuveenga ?

Oru cat irukku,athukku oru platela fish iruku,innoru platela milk irukku,catku edhu mela kannu irukkum ?
Catku mooku mela thaan kannu irukkum…Ayyo.. Ayyo..

Enakku oru help panraya ?Morning phone panni helloooo nu mattum sollu PLZ..Yennaa daily morning NARI OOLAI ITTA romba nallatham..ok va..

LKG ROWDISM: Stud 1: mapla… cigarette pudicha cancer varumnu solraaru unmaiya ?
Stud 2: Theriyala machan…naan pudicha pogai thaan varuthu…

Girl’s mother: En ponnukku glamourae varathunu sonneengalamae teacher ?
Teacher: Naasama pochu… Grammarae varaleenu thaan sonnen..!!

Vaazhkayila kashtam padumpothu athai samaalikka yeppavum BEER ADY..Sorry.. Sorry..BE READY… ok…

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