Funny Jokes

BEGGAR to MAN : Give me Food.
MAN : I will give you Whisky
Beggar : No i Don’t drink
MAN : I will give you Cigarettes
Beggar : No, I Don’t Smoke
MAN : I’ll get you a GIRL
Beggar : No, I Sleep Only with my Wife,Give me Food
MAN : Ok. Come home.
Beggar : Why.?
MAN : Because I want my wife to see what state can a Man get, if he has No Whisky No Cigarretes and sleeps Only with his wife.

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